The May 15th Beetle-Blast - Oh, the HORROR!


Today, your un-reasonable facsimile for JULIE NOVAK is bringing you lighter (DARKER) fare. Is humor the contrast that makes horror--even Cosmic Horror--funnier? Or does humor make the horror more horror-ble, laughs quite to the side? And when it comes to narrating fiction, whether horror, humor, or unholy mix of both, the responsibility and power to push the screams and beams to the limit lies not only with the author, but the narrator. The voice who holds our hands as we traverse the horror-scape, and inspires ponderousness with a pause and existential fright with a well-timed F-bomb. We're taking that stroll with three narrators who guide and accompany with élan.




  1. '"Um can any of you guys tell me what’s wrong with my stupid sister?" | CreepyPasta Storytime.' MrCreepypasta, Youtube. [12:20] Brings us a bit more commedy horror starring the melodic voice of Giggles! 3 Stories of Hilarious Terror. Things are getting pretty weird and scary for her. Any suggestions? February 3, 2018.
  2. '"Mismatched Eyes" Scary Stories | Creepypasta Stories.' The Dark Somnium, Youtube. [13:00] This is a new scary story from the nosleep subrredit, written by TheOddCatLady, if you like the story, make sure to support the author and let them know what you think: October 29, 2018.
  3. '"Letter to the Landlord" | CreepyPasta Storytime.' MrCreepyPasta, Youtube. [17:31] TheJesseClark tells us about a man in a scary situation with a serios reason to complain. September 4, 2018.
  4. "Coffins." MrCreepyPasta, Youtube. [1:38] SPRING BREAK SPOOKTACULAR .... ok I need to work on that name but I have a vacation and I'm going to try and get a story out everyday this week... if possible... maybe a short series this week...   Thanks to HawaiianSpirit130 for being "the voice" ;)  Original Story if from 4chan this time. so.... no source.... March 13, 2012.
  5. '"The Murderous Confessions of a Gazer" by StupidDialUp.' MrCreepyPasta, Youtube. [7:21] Amazing author StupidDialUp is: June 21, 2014.





  1. "Creepypasta Survival Guide." MrCreepyPasta, Youtube. [25:35] Probably the most asked for thing EVERY year lol. January 14, 2021.
  2. NSFW: '"Blood on the Crotch of a Fur Suit" by | CreepyPasta Storytime.' MrCreepyPasta., Youtube. [7:58] UnsettlingStories has done some weird, strange, disgusting and sex driven creepy pastas before... but this one takes the cake. December 27, 2016.
  3. PLAYLIST: "A CreepyPasta dark comedy about a poor man's life with a terrible roommate." MrCreepyPasta, Youtube. [8 videos, last updated May 16, 2020] A CreepyPasta dark comedy about a poor man's life with a terrible roommate.
  4. PLAYLIST. MrCreepyPasta, Youtube. [4 videos, last updated April 1, 2018] Featuring the Voice of Giggles, These series of stories are the Horror Comedy Perfection of the character that I love so much but God can I not wait to see her die.
  5. '"Well, That Was Weird." Creepypasta | Scary Stories from Reddit Nosleep.' The Dark Somnium, Youtube. [14:50] this creepypasta scary story is from the nosleep subreddit, it is more like the "why i don't do drugs anymore" story, this one was written by Sevatar40k, make sure to check out the original story and support the author! August 21, 2020.
  6. '"I sold my soul for a used dishwasher, and would like it back" Creepypasta.' CreepsMcPasta, Youtube. [32:28] CREEPYPASTA HORROR STORY- ►by PeteTheSeed. October 6, 2017.
  7. '"I'm a Teacher and My Favorite Student's Guardian is Different" Creepypasta.' CreepyMcPasta, Youtube. [27:32] CREEPYPASTA STORY►by 02321: October 15, 2021.










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  • Rob Zombie: “Living Dead Girl.”
  • A Perfect Circle: “07. The Outsider - A Perfect Circle.”
  • The Darkness: “The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love (Official Music Video) [HD].”
  • The All-American Rejects: “The All-American Rejects - Dirty Little Secret (Lyric Video).”
  • Butthole Surfers: “Butthole Surfers - The Hurdy Gurdy Man (Best Audio Quality).”
  • The All-American Rejects: “The All-American Rejects - Swing, Swing. (Official Music Video).”
  • Talking Heads: “Talking Heads - And She Was (Official Video) [HD].”
  • Dion: “Ruby Baby.”